Dove Reports
- Dove Reports are messages from Semiramis' Dove familiars, which are found in the scrolling ticker on the top bar during the Event.
- Dove Reports will change every time a new facility is developed.
- Collected Dove Report sightings are shown below!
Dove Reports
No Facilities
Coo, coo! Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 1: She needs a sleeping mask to fall asleep.
***Collecting Intel***
The scientific name for cacao is "Theobroma cacao," which is said to mean "food of the gods."
Please do not give chocolates to doves. It may kill them.
In an enlightened civilization, cacao beans were said to have been used as currency.
Cacao Tree
Backspear's back, all right!?
Ingesting cacao beans without processing them into chocolates is strictly forbidden by Hanging Gardens regulations.
Hoes seem to suit these Lancers better than spears. They're working hard.
A jaguar's shadow can be seen lurking about, glaring at the Hanging Gardens from afar. Consider building an electric fence.
Papers bearing the message, "When you think cacao, of COURSE you think jabuar, meow!?" are being delivered to the garden every day.
A certain nurse took an interest in the medicinal properties of cacao seeds... She has been testing their sedative effects by delivering them to subjects in a closed fist via blunt force trauma.
They want it that way.
The Hanging Gardens now has a waterway, which maintains the throne room at a chilly 15°C.
The young Servants watched a movie featuring chocolate and are now traumatized. They are frightened of blueberries now.
Bunyan confesses that she can't bring herself to cut down the cacao trees. Incoming identity crisis...
There is rumored to be a wonderful secret hidden within the chocolate fountain beside the throne.
An old bearded Rider who once brought cacao beans back to his homeland is watching the garden and smirking.
Accident report: A giant cacao bean has fallen on the old bearded Rider's head. Sent straight to the infirmary.
Mini Paracel
It appears that a Roman is buying out all the chocolate. To quote the emperor, "All chocolates lead to Rome."
Coo, coo! Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 2: She gives names to doves who do a good job.
Mini Paracel: "C7H8N402...C8H10N402..."
Mini Paracels have been spotted getting friendly with the poisonous girl.
Unable to ignore the current suspicious activity, Mr. Jekyll has decided to monitor the operation, under the guise of serving as an assistant.
The witch Gunnhild, who was relieved to hear about Chaldea's chocolate shortage, begins sending letters (Read: curses) protesting the new cacao production.
The old bearded Rider has awoken in the infirmary. His first words: "Who am I?"
Karna and Arjuna have been spotted reenacting the dance moves from a certain chocolate movie.
The company selling unauthorized Mini Paracels has been exposed. Possible involvement on the part of Caesar Co.?
The poisonous girl appears to be doing maintenance on Mini Paracels for free at night.
Paracelsus: "I've created a medicine from cacao that relieves fatigue. Would you like to try?"
Mini Paracels are early risers.
Chocolate Factory
Boudica from Chaldea's kitchen mentioned that the factory-made chocolate may be a formidable secret ingredient for curry.
Be on alert for children stealing chocolate. Be on the lookout for horns, books, and cries of "Dismember!"
The Roman dictator and female pharaoh have been seen lovingly feeding each other chocolates.
What? Mini Paracel is evolving!
"Edison and the Chocolate Factory" is hitting the big screen. The leading child actors will be Hans and Shuten.
A diabolical swap occurred in which finished chocolates were switched will bouillon cubes. Each factory manager blames the other.
Coo, coo? Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 3: She doesn't like hot weather.
The old bearded Rider with amnesia has gotten work in the factory. It seems he enjoys slow and steady work.
"Is this...a mechanical device that repeats the same tasks infinitely...?" (The mechanical ninja looks concerned.)
Mini Paracel has been promoted to factory head.
Reported sightings of a mysterious creature shouting "Nobunobu!" It appears it's being used as a form of labor.
Miss Frankenstein is frequently seen curling up on the floor of the factory. She seems to find it cozy.
Chocogolem
Lip gleefully punches Chocogolems with incredible form. "Even I can cook with this!"
According to the golem operation manual, they are relatively vulnerable to heat. Please keep them away from individuals who breathes fire, are themselves covered in flames, etc.
Announcement: A new guard has been hired in the form of a drill-toting man who claims to be a dentist. Child chocolate thievery has declined sharply.
Be mindful that there is a company selling konpeitou candies as Octuplet Crystals.
Coo, coo! Secrets of ???: Currently destroying the barrier with all their might!
The Amazones CEO is pitching a collaboration with our chocolate products, focusing on their stable and innovative supply chain.
Mechanization of the mysterious creatures crying "Nobunobu!" has been confirmed. Experts are currently deliberating what it means to say something is alive.
Mr. Charles Babbage insists that a third alternative to AC and DC should also be used. Approved.
Subspecies such as White Chocogolem, Almond Chocogolem, and Wheat Puff Chocogolem have been successfully developed.
Development of Whiskey Bonbon Chocogolem has been halted due to its unstable behavior, including inexplicable activity and giddiness.
The wine-loving oni is requesting that development of the Whiskey Bonbon Chocogolem be resumed.
Somebody built a small shack at the corner of the factory for Miss Fran. Some may see this as problematic, as it resembles a doghouse. However, Miss Fran seems to like it.
The old bearded Rider seems to be triggered by something about the golems, who only do what they are told.
There's a rumor going around that Chocogolems are delicious.
Labor...labor...ungh, my head... (Old bearded Rider)
Chocomandrake
A set list for the next garden concert was delivered from the master of Castle Csejte.
The sinister gentleman half-jokingly requested the Avenger wolf's assistance with harvesting. The wolf bit him in the butt.
The creature that cries "nobunobu" was found collapsed in the field with just a stem in one hand, apparently after harvesting choco plants without permission. It was revived with hot water.
A set list for the next garden concert was delivered from the rose emperor.
Remote-controlled robots have been used to attempt to harvest Chocomandrakes; however, they immediately dissolve when removed from the soil. It appears they must be harvested by humans.
The giant snake that the kunoichi Servant controls is proving successful at harvesting Chocomandrakes. Is it because snakes can't hear? And does the snake somehow fulfill the condition of harvesting them by human hands?
U-harvest campaign...east as many as you want on the spot! With live a cappella concerts! Please note that participants will need to sign a waiver before beginning.
Ryutan employs "Free of Worldly Thoughts" to harvest cacao. "Anything is possible."
The Castle Csejte concert was canceled two minutes prior to its start. The only explanation given was, "Because the curry was spicy."
Mass harvesting is now possible thanks to a new weapon called "Dongyu." The engineer is having stomach trouble, though.
IyyaaaAAA! (The Chocomandrake's scream... Recording its voice diminishes the damaging effect. Weaponizing the voice is not possible.)
The old bearded Rider accidentally walked through the harvesting ritual site without earplugs and fell unconscious.
Coocoocoocoo! Secrets of ???: A pickax that was used to build the Hanging Gardens has been summoned. The barrier will be broken.
Necrochocomancy Laboratory
Pay no heed to the baseless rumor that chocolates disappear in the presence of Baptism Rite.
Miss Gorgon was spotted taking a nap under the floorboards in the research lab. It appears she likes the cold and ominous atmosphere.
A shadow carrying the Spiritual World Communicator was seen wandering the research lab, muttering, "chocolate Mahatma..."
A high quality chocolate bribe was given to a goddess who was about to head to a meeting to determine the underworld's stance on current chocolate production.
According to rumor, the spirits of deceased chocolates wander about in the dead of night.
An excerpt from the FAQ regarding the Sea Fiend Choco: "Q: Why does it look like it wriggles?" "A: That's just your imagination."
Edison's latest movie, "Dawn of the Living Choco," was a box office flop. His next film, "The Toxic Chocovenger," may be scrapped.
Hassan of the Hundred Personas (contract worker), who can do the work of a hundred people, was rewarded with chocolate from the research lab.
Coo poh poh. Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 4: She doesn't mind wearing a swimsuit. (Shameless self-promotion)
The famous confectionary of the research lab, Slimy Slimy✩Sea Fiend Choco (12 count), is now on sale at a special discount.
The new receptionist for the laboratory, Miss Abigail, is growing extremely popular.
At the research lab, only chocolates resurrected through 100% pure Necrochocomancy are used. They are not made with any of the following: blood, curses, heretical gods, or aphrodisiacs.
In response to Edison's new chocolate movie, Tesla has been quoted as saying, "Frankly, I don't give a damn. He's terribly misusing the power of thunder and lightning."
Hyperbolic Chocolate Chamber
The third installment of the popular chocolate containing prizes, "○○tolfo," is now available. There are five types of prizes, including "Eatolfo," "Restolfo," and the highly requested "Bathing Tolfo," plus two secrets!
Never before seen chocolate dishes have been added to Chaldea's cafeteria menu. They claim that it's not to get rid of the excessive chocolate stock, but to explore more menu options.
From the Chaldea commisary: HUGE sale on plain chocolates for Servants!
The old bearded Rider awoke in the infirmary. He was later spotted staggering around , muttering, "I was about...to remember something...I need to go...somewhere..."
"Sita...one of these days, I know I'll get a chocolate from you..."
The avant-garde science fiction novel "Do Chocolates Dream of Strawberry Sheep," written by Edward T., is amazing! Listed as number one in book sales.
Development of new equipment, Spiritron Dress, and Craft Essences using the specially processed chocolate is currently being explored.
Coo poh poh! Secrets of ???: Hope is good. It can never be destroyed. (While crawling through the chocolate waterway.)
The Empress greatly appreciates works of art made from chocolate. They say that her room is decorated with chocolate portraits and statues.
"Missy...no more chocolates...urp. Seriously, don't punch my stomach right now! At least do it to my shell...my shell!"
It appears that a certain seeker of vengeance has destroyed a room because he didn't like something about it.
A number of combat enthusiasts are excited about trying the Hyperbolic Choco Chamber, believing that by bringing chocolate weapons, they may be able to train for extended periods.
"Eh? I was asked here for my tremendous skill in puzzle games, to help rearrange the machinery to fit into the smallest space possible, right? Not for my ability to manage a dirty room, right? RIGHT!?" (Bat princess)
Space Chocolate
Free tours of the Chocolate-Type spaceship are available. Each tour includes a souvenir Space Chocolate cut from the ship itself.
Analysis of the luminsecence pattern of the mysterious mold that was stuck on the chocolate spaceship has yielded the following message: "...Habitable...discovered...sending coordinates...back to homeland..."
Empress Semiramis is planning on creating a constellation called "Chocolate" to reward space and its many achievements.
The combination of chocolate and Japanese sweets has satisfied X Alter. She has been referring to it as a cultural exchange of flavors.
"Sightseeing destinations on Planet Totooine? Desert. Other places of interest? ...Just desert."
Helena Blavatsky doesn't seem to show much interest in Space Chocolate. "Ummm, that doesn't seem very Mahatma, you know."
"There are of course planets in the Universe that use chocolate mines as their primary industry. The planets are so popular, they are always danger zones because they're constantly a target for colonization."
Coo po po! Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 5: The lady laments that, "Artificial flowers are nice, because they will not wither in my hands..."
"If you really want chocolate that much, I can make the sea of SE.RA.PH into chocolate. Aww, Senpai, you're like an ant✩" BB's propensity to tease is a cosmos unto itself.
Rumor has it that the great pharaoh is planning to dock a chocolate spaceship with his pyramid.
"I'm not asking whether they're chocolate or not. What I'm asking is whether they are Sabers or not."
"That's right...I need to go...to uncharted territory!" The old bearded Rider was witnessed stowing away on X Alter's spaceship.
The Chocolate-Type spaceship's aerodynamics have engineers puzzled. X Alter's comment: "Can't all sweets fly?"
A composite matter that doesn't exist on Earth has been extracted from Space Chocolate, but the Empress sees no problem with it because it is delicious.
Jeweled Sword Chocoretch
The Mage of Flowers, who grew tired of the overpowering scent of chocolate, accidently [sic] blurted, "Let me tell you about chocolates." Following this, he gave a two hour lecture about chocolate.
Scáthach came up with a unique training program for her disciples after seeing the endless flow of chocolate. No deaths have yet been reported.
Po coo-po. Secrets of Lady Semiramis, Part 6: Don't feel too sorry for her. She actually can pick flowers without them wilting.
With the ever-increasing amount of chocolate rain, sales of iron umbrellas have skyrocketed.
Rumor has it that a space pirate is wreaking havoc on the planet of the Moldy Chocolate Aliens, who once planned on invading Earth.
Ishtar, who came to steal the Jeweled Sword, was swept away by a chocolate wave.
Beware of the Hanging Gardens' new sightseeing spot, the bottomless chocolate pit.
The great communal bath in Chaldea has been filled with liquid chocolate. Upon investigation, it has been determined that this was caused by water pipes buckling under the pressure from so many chocolates, rather than as a result of a witch's new beauty regime.
Reality itself is buckling under the weight of all this chocolate.
"Hahaha. Chocolate, is it? Even I think we're getting too much. Isn't it going to be a problem if we leave it alone?" (Persian Archer)
Coo coopo. Secrets of ???: ...! (🠔Pushed back to the starting point when chocolate started to flood the waterway.)
The facilities team that is focusing on reinforcing the wall against the overwhelming pressure of so much chocolate, and the prideful King of Sparta who focuses on single-target defense, confront each other.
Nobody has ever witnessed the Empress wielding the Jeweled Sword Chocoreetch. The ritual is strictly done in the privacy of her highly secure room, and the chocolates are transported to a different location.
Perhaps because the stick got a taste of the thrill, it lies on the ground, muttering, "Prisma✩Carmilla...no, maybe even Prisma✩Raikou..."
Choco Grail-kun
A mysterious masked priest finishes his Holy Grail parfait before politely saying, "A product like this can hardly be called omnipotent."
Some Servants have attempted unleashing their Anti-Army Noble Phantasms at the onrushing flow of chocolate, to no avail.
"Curse the Holy Grail!" Handsome man cries chocolate tears.
The calamity of liquid chocolate flooding everywhere has been dubbed "The Chocolate Tide." A new team is attempting to create countermeasures.
Class 1 Alert, alarm code X-99: "Possible total destruction of Chaldea facilities at the hands of a joke-level threat. Repeat..."
The old bearded Rider has returned to Earth without notice. His memory returned following his adventure, and he laments that, "I don't have any souvenirs to bring back. If only the Moldy Chocolate Aliens weren't like that..."
Why won't Seal Thirteen begin the decision against Choco Grail-kun?
Coo popo. Secrets of New Lady Semiramis: I love chocolate.
The treacherous, swimsuited knight has begun wondering if she can surf chocolate waves.
As the chocolate closes over his head, the seeker of vengeance cries, "I will not hear another story of love, not ever again!"
Choco Grail-kun: "I don't care about love. Just eat."
An assassination attempt was enacted against Choco Grail-kun. It failed.
Choco Grail-kun occasionally expels what appears to be a knife from his mouth. Since it is also chocolate, it does not appear to be dangerous.
Post Event
Be careful of forgotten chocolates.
Prediction: The girls will still be in love next year.
Valentine's Day continues until you reach home.
***Withdrawing***
Discarding chocolates is prohibited by law.
A dove who saw its mistress's ■■■ face upon return from her midnight stroll has mysteriously disappeared.
